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We will Make Your Belly Smile!

How Do You Want Your Feast?

No matter how you want you feast it all begins with a decision. Click on your choice and let's begin the journey

Schedule your
Dining Experience consultation

We will curate a customized dining experience for you and your valued guests! We want you to feel reassured that you and your guests have the best experience possible! Half-Hour Consultations are held via Zoom or Teams. Let’s talk about any dietary restrictions, menu customizations and budget for your dining experience.

Delivery or Pick-Up
Options available

NOTE: PICK-UP OPTION OFFERED
VIA ADVANCED SCHEDULING ONLY!

Exclusive Service

We will prepare your order, deliver and setup at your event location within the Chicagoland area, unless otherwise agreed upon. Dishes are prepared according to your service election, including friendly staff (if applicable), wire or chaffing dishes, cutlery service and serving utensils for your convenience.

Pick - Up

Pick up your order from us at The Hatchery located at 135 N. Kedzie Avenue, C-129, Chicago, IL 60612 at no charge, contactless and hassle free! All dishes are served in disposable pans, include basic cutlery and serving utensils for your convenience.

Delivery Only

We will prepare your order, and deliver to your event within the Chicagoland area, unless otherwise agreed upon. All dishes are served in disposable pans and include basic cutlery and serving utensils for your convenience.

Delivery up to 10 miles $45

Delivery between 10 – 20 miles $75

Delivery over 20 miles in IL $125

Traveling Dining Experience –
Ground, Air and Lodging negotiated

FYI

Rush Fee Applies As Follows:

Ala Carte - Less than 3 days, $50

Catering - Less than 7 days, $100

Taxes, Delivery, Rush and Service Fees are not included in listed pricing (unless otherwise noted) and are subject to change without notice.

Make Your Belly Smile

In order to ensure we understand your vision for guests to attain an enjoyable and unforgettable experience, we require a scheduled consultation for dining experiences. For budgeting purposes, please note Dining Experiences will fluctuate based on menu selection and preferred service (i.e. delivery only, exclusive set-up). Following the consultation, we will prepare a proposal for your review and approval. If the proposal is acceptable, we will forward the catering agreement and invoice for payment respectively.

Note: A signed agreement and minimum deposit payment of 40% of your total invoice amount is required to secure your preferred date and time of service.

Your Dining
Experience Curators

Our Philosophy

Fatso Hard Kitchen LLC is a premier catering company curating exceptional dining experience solutions. We offer simple, hearty comfort dishes made with fresh ingredients, using innovative midwestern cuisines with a southern kiss. Our mission is to feed mind, body, and spirit – creating lasting memories through food and sharing vital resources with the community. Every bite takes you on an adventure, and is infused with our core values: family, tradition, love, integrity, and quality.

Our Services

Fatso Hard Kitchen – your gateway to a world of innovative, mouthwatering dishes that redefine the dining experience. We’re on a mission to revolutionize how you perceive food, infusing each morsel with premium ingredients, bold flavors, and an abundance of passion. Our dedication to excellence, meticulous attention to detail, and deep-rooted community engagement set us apart. Whether you’re hosting a corporate event, private dining experience, baby shower, family reunion or a wedding reception, we have the expertise to make your event a success. Our experienced team will work with you to create a menu that meets your needs and exceeds expectations.

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Secure Your Next Event for an Unforgettable Dining Experience

Reserve Your Curated Experience Today

Plan ahead and make your next event seamless by making your belly smile with Fatso Hard Kitchen. Whether it’s a cozy dinner for two, a family
gathering, or a special celebration, our easy online booking system ensures your spot on our calendar is secure. Experience great food and warm hospitality.
Click below to reserve and let us take care of the rest!

Still Not Sure?

Frequently Asked Questions

What safety measures are you implementing to protect customers and staff?

We prioritize health and safety by following rigorous protocols, including employee health screenings, constant sanitization of kitchen surfaces, and requiring masks and gloves for all kitchen staff.

How often do you sanitize your kitchen?

Our kitchen surfaces are cleaned frequently with alcohol-based products, and employees practice hand hygiene throughout the day at contact-free hand washing stations.

What are your protocols for food deliveries?

Delivery drivers sanitize their vehicles after each delivery, use gloves and hand sanitizers, and contactless delivery options are available to minimize direct contact.

How do you monitor employee health?

We conduct daily health screenings, including temperature checks, to ensure the well-being of our staff.

What should I do if I have specific dietary restrictions?

Please inform us of any dietary restrictions when placing your order, and we will do our best to accommodate your needs.

How do you ensure food quality and safety during preparation?

We follow strict food prep protocols, including ongoing employee education, frequent hand washing, and strict adherence to sanitation guidelines to ensure the highest quality and safety standards.

Fatso Hard® Kitchen LLC specializes in exceptional catering for events big and small, focusing on quality, presentation, and personalized service to create unforgettable dining experiences tailored just for you.

Weekend Wonders

Orders must be placed no later than
Wednesdays by 10:00pm CST

Pickup & Delivery Options Available

Saturday or Sunday
Between 10:00am and 2:00pm CST.

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