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Everything we do is in the spirit of Love! Booking a consultation ensures that we, your dining experience curators, create the best experience possible. Please book yours below to get started.
Delivery available in Chicagoland and surrounding suburbs!
Pickup is available at The Hatchery with advanced scheduling only.
Read below for more information about our meal prep options.
Dry Rubs and/or Sauces Ship within 7 -10 days
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1. Our Twisted Midwestern Cuisine with a Southern Kiss provides a unique flavor households of all demographics can enjoy.
2. Our dishes are made with fresh ingredients to be consumed within 7 days in order to savor the flavor.
3. We offer a variety of options that are specific to your lifestyle and convenience... vegetarian or carnivore, we've got you!
A variety of menu options will be available with new items added quarterly. As a token of appreciation as we roll out this new program, we're offering a 10% discount on your first order!
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This all allows you to prepare a home cooked meal in the heart of your very own home, the kitchen and create an atmosphere where all feel nurtured by food. Fatso Hard Kitchen will do the cooking, prepare your meals in microwave safe containers offering you an opportunity to invest that extra time in what really matters to you most.
Protecting the health and well-being of all Fatso Hard® Kitchen LLC employees and customers is our top priority. As a start-up company, our staff is small which makes the transmission of information quick and easy. We follow a rigorous process guided by the FDA while being able to quickly implement and reinforce health and safety practices.
We’re frequently washing our hands, using hand sanitizer, changing gloves after each task and most importantly, staying home should we feel the slightest bit sick. As we prepare to take your dining experience to the next level, please know we are committed to providing top notch service in the safest way possible.
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Can COVID-19 be transmitted through food?
According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) “there is no evidence to support the spread of COVID-19 through food.” Additionally, “there is likely very low risk of spread from food products or packaging that are shipped over a period of days or weeks at ambient, refrigerated, or frozen temperatures.” Maintaining the safety and quality of our product and ensuring our customers’ well being is our highest priority. Rest assured that we would never do anything to put either of those at risk.
We believe food brings people together. We believe in the power of a hug. We believe in love, one delicious bite at a time.